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soyonscruels:

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy

(Reblogged from guhmora)

whitedad:

*gets down on one knee* i still cant believe u dont know how to tie your own fucking shoes

(Reblogged from guhmora)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

never ever hit the space bar on your keyboard or else you will be taken to SPACE so dont EVER hit it this is a psa

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*sweats nervously*

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that-big-gay-impala:

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special”

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oh shit you got a message you hella speical

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holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people”

hate windows phones, reblogging cos this is adorable

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weloveshortvideos:

Relationship goals

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr  Responses photoset

(Reblogged from thesaviorofpunk)

bbcamerica:

Next week on Doctor Who-

When ghosts of past and future crowd into their lives, the Doctor and Clara are thrown into an adventure that takes them to the very end of the universe.

What happens when the Doctor is alone? And what scares the grand old man of Time and Space? Listen!

Watch Doctor Who season 8 episode ‘Listen’ Saturday, September 13th at 9/8c on BBC America!

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dreamwurks:

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

More importantly why didn’t you say ‘my time has cum’

(Source: iraffiruse)

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momemi:

p-ossh:

i need his jacket

ugh yesss

momemi:

p-ossh:

i need his jacket

ugh yesss

(Source: ed-double-d-n-eddy)

(Reblogged from thesaviorofpunk)

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

(Reblogged from surprisebitch)

(Source: sweeneyclo)

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tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(Reblogged from surprisebitch)

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

(Reblogged from surprisebitch)